The time i made a sandwich........ and it was good.

so i made a sandwich one time. it was delicious, let me explain. so it was a many moons ago on a night not so different from most nights, it was about 4:00 in the am, i must say that by this point i consumed a few adult beverages. i soon felt a rumble in my belly and i stopped to investigate this odd feeling, i soon came to the realization that this feeling i felt was indeed hunger. i sat my self down in a chair to contemplate the decisions i had in front of me. one choice was to say fuck it and go to bed, but im not that kind of man so i dug deep and made my way to the kitchen, when i arrived i found a loaf of bread and thought to myself man ive hit the jackpot. i explored throughout the kitchen and found peanut butter, yes i know awesome. i continued my search and soon found nutella, looking good so far right. i could have stopped there but something inside me told me to keep going, i did not know what was next but soon fell upon some frosted flakes, shall i dare put this on my sandwich i thought out loud debating if this was a good idea, after about ten minutes i decided to go for it. i thought i was done i was about to close my sandwich but then found the honey, i drizzled that shit over everything, i finally knew i was done and closed that mother fucker up, and let me tell you this, it was the most delicious sandwich i have ever made. after every bite i ate i yelled out loud to my enjoyment probably waking everyone up in the house but whatever it was delicious, really delicious i then fell asleep very happy and had dreams of wonder and excitement. so if your ever unsure about what to put on your sandwich just say fuck it, and go for it.

my history with grilled cheese sandwiches

I made two grilled cheese sandwiches yesterday, there are still as delicious as when my mom used to make them for me when i was just a young child. The delicious crunch of the grilled pieces of bread and the gooey ooze of the melted glorious cheese that is nuslted in the middle. i want to find the person that is responsible for created such a simple joy and shake his hand. in my times of travels i have come across people who do not like the way that i eat my grilled cheese, they were confused by the wway that i cut each of my sandwiches into four so it makes those delicious little triangles. for some reason it makes it twice delicious maybee its becasue you have twice as many pieces. also always, always put ketchup on it... always. anywho grilled cheese is always my go to, anytime coming home late after a night of adeventures i always grill the cheese. i cant count how many times i have waken up and seen grilled cheese scattered across my bedroom floor, i dont get mad, i just think that even in my not so finest hour grilled cheese is always there to lend a helping hand. so i only have one thing left to say, thank you grilled cheese i can truely say that you are a genuine friend, keep being awesome and im sure we will cross paths soon.