what is the Scully sandwich you say, well i will explain only if you listen carefully. first of you want to start with two slices of gorgeous plain white bread, none of that fucking shit with nuts in it, FUCK THAT SHIT! any who after you have carefully selected your bread you want to smear some good old fashioned mayonnaise on one piece and some old fashioned honey mustard on the other piece. okay so next you want to get a pick, not just any pickle this has to be a Mexican tree pick, these are very rare so you might have to trade a goat for it, and where do you get a goat? well that's easy goat farmers love shovels, so go to Canadian tire and get a shovel, and turn that into a goat. i kind off forgot what i was talking about. any who know its time for the fish you wanna cook some halibut fish, gotta be halibut, known of this salmon bullshit. next you want some bacon, ya i said it, its fucking bacon time. next you want some cheese and guess what, its goat cheese. ya that's right its time to milk that goat and turn there precious fluids into delicious goat cheese. once you got that on the sandwich its time to move on to the classic and simple lettuce and tomato. stack all that shit together and BAM! you got a fucking Scully sandwich, make this at home and you will be surprised as to how delicious it truly is, and don't forget your safety goggles and gloves, be safe and have a good sandwich time.
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