when i die

when i die i wanna come back to earth as a sandwich, so people can eat me. that wouldn't be a very long life eh, you would probably get eaten on the first day, what would happen you think, would you be like living inside of the person until they poo? and then would you be that poo? and then would you like decompose into the ground? and then like become a tree or something? being a tree would be pretty cool, but one of those walking around trees, cause i would get bored. i thing i would be a nice tree, i would provide shade, i would like play guitar and sing when people are having sex under me. i would lets young children build a fort in me. then some asshole would chop me down and turn me into a fucking table, i guess i would be a table at that point eh, and some douche would be putting his cups on me with out a coaster, come on man what are you thinking. i wonder how long i could be a table for, probably a long time. i think i would end up being one of those tables that get put in a garage for a bunch of years and forgotten about, you know what this has given me a knew respect for tables, im going to go home and shake my tables hand, well they don't have hands i guess ill just pet it and whisper nice words to it. you know what im going to make a table with hands. if i was a table i feel like i would eventually become firewood and turn into ash and then at that point im pretty much fucked, unless a hot girl drank me or something in like milk perhaps, you never know she might think its like chocolate milk powder or something.................. that be cool. i guess.