The time i made a sandwich........ and it was good.

so i made a sandwich one time. it was delicious, let me explain. so it was a many moons ago on a night not so different from most nights, it was about 4:00 in the am, i must say that by this point i consumed a few adult beverages. i soon felt a rumble in my belly and i stopped to investigate this odd feeling, i soon came to the realization that this feeling i felt was indeed hunger. i sat my self down in a chair to contemplate the decisions i had in front of me. one choice was to say fuck it and go to bed, but im not that kind of man so i dug deep and made my way to the kitchen, when i arrived i found a loaf of bread and thought to myself man ive hit the jackpot. i explored throughout the kitchen and found peanut butter, yes i know awesome. i continued my search and soon found nutella, looking good so far right. i could have stopped there but something inside me told me to keep going, i did not know what was next but soon fell upon some frosted flakes, shall i dare put this on my sandwich i thought out loud debating if this was a good idea, after about ten minutes i decided to go for it. i thought i was done i was about to close my sandwich but then found the honey, i drizzled that shit over everything, i finally knew i was done and closed that mother fucker up, and let me tell you this, it was the most delicious sandwich i have ever made. after every bite i ate i yelled out loud to my enjoyment probably waking everyone up in the house but whatever it was delicious, really delicious i then fell asleep very happy and had dreams of wonder and excitement. so if your ever unsure about what to put on your sandwich just say fuck it, and go for it.